This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating
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We communicate with written words imagine if we communicated with written numbers instead
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•sundress with no bra or panties on in Phu Quoc >>>>
7·5 days agoIf violet said it Its true
All I have is hard cheese and bubble gum and I’m fresh outta bubble gum
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Should I tell my dad that his mistake almost cost me a fortune?
3·7 days agoI’d tell him and next time we worked together he’d be the victim of some slight roasting. I’d want to know. Also it sounds like he raised someone with decent character so he probably would take it well
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AIEnglish
14·7 days agoIf were a meta employee there’s 2 ways this could go
I get fired for poisoning the ai by doing shit work and becoming the worst of the worst
Or
I train the ai by being a good worker and they fire me later on anyway
Really there’s only 1 way this could go
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy
3·12 days agoHe saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
Your brain doesn’t know the difference between heroin and cheese
Linux experience :
I want to delete my entire filesystem
Sure thing! It’ll be gone by the time you reboot
This just dislodges everything inside? Jeez
That’s jaedyn. His father will hear about this
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI backs an Illinois bill shielding AI labs from liability, even for “critical harms” like 100+ deaths or $1B+ in damage, if they published safety reportsEnglish
9·18 days agoAll this work to protect their businesses but they’re not protecting their homes
Yea I just tried it and got the gif but I tried downloading it twice and I got a webp that was stuck in the first frame twice 🤷
Do you expect them to edit the footage in space?
Anyone have the gif? Webp is stupid
Is that the tp factory
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the fantasy book/series everyone should read?
261·19 days agoKingkiller chronicles so everyone can peer pressure rothfuss into finishing the fucking thing

Cringe levels are inversely proportional to the amount of drugs in a country this checks out