… because the water in the toilet rises when I sit in the bath.

Almost as if the loss of life was the entire point…

That explains it.

Dowvoted for American hubris.

9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.

He said “hsssssss” a lot and also “meow”.

My grandma had two black cats, one named Goblin and the other Poussiere (french for Dust) because he had a little grey smudge on his forehead.

Flawless