Everyone’s hair started levitating. I freaked out and insisted we all leave the mountain top lookout immediately.

Massive bolt hit our prior location about a minute later.

Yep

The Goodies

Monkey Magic

Babylon 5

Trapdoor

Some brands suck but I’m oat milk in coffee, cereal, everything now.

It only stores 750MB, but it’s in a RAID 150000000 array.

Prioritise everything else over where the car goes? Madness.

Weaves wildly onto the pavement full of school kids but accurately adjusted the aircon

You are either being duplicitous or are astonishingly certain about things you have no idea about.

Either way, this is a waste of time.

Oh, you are just full of shit. No worries, carry on.

You and your vanishing twin were invisible at 7 months.

Your mom was not a little lady, so my best explanation would be that they never saw “both” of these babies at the same time in the ultrasound. They were both you.