“May contain leeches”? It’s landlord meat: it is leeches.

Do you…think Hisense is in charge of releasing those? Or TechRadar?

Kids can’t contribute to FOSS because then it’s child labour.

Always knew Spain and Italy got that basic pussy smh

That’s why I try not to touch most things with my hands.

I should also order more handkerchiefs

First, Epic, now Oracle.

I’m never gonna get another job in software, am I?

Edit: I physically let out a cry of pain after reading possibly 10,000 engineers of varying seniority had been fired (incident was reported on LinkedIn and judged based on the dip in Oracle’s internal Slack membership count).

Yeah, I should just start trying to move into a new field, huh.

The only reason touching doorknobs is gross is because people don’t wash their hands.

Unless you’re willing to opt in to some kinda bathroom panopticon that locks the bathroom until everyone trying to leave has properly washed their hands, it’s probably best to just avoid a knobbed door.

I do exactly that. I have complementary libraries on GoG and Steam, although Steam is obviously bigger.

A lot of trouble comes from people’s declining reading comprehension.

Oh no.

Reading that induced choking

(͡•_ ͡• )

No, FenrirIII, it just makes you ugly.

What?

Gonna have to plank it

I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.

So 3 minutes it is.

…why not just “magister” and avoid a word that already has very strong, current connotations with fantasy?

Was this fucker on Epstein’s island or something? Why is he gargling sack, and why has no one told him it’s a bad idea to do it to Israel?

How does that sqaure away with FOSS?

If Superman was already heading home with his clothes, why wear the outfit underneath at all??

I posit he just crushes it down to the molecular level with super strength and hides it in his ear.

Spelled it wrong. *cuatroklift