What are they going to do, arrest the raccoon?

At any given time T, the coordinates form a right triangle with legs of length 5T and T. Therefore the distance D is given by D^2 = (5T)^2 + T^2 = 26T^2. This simplifies to D = T * sqrt(26). Therefore the rate of separation is sqrt(26) ft/sec regardless of time

“Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.” -Cats everywhere

Maybe Magneto was onto something…

I just wish more games would tell you, “Your last save was X seconds ago.”

I love it because it tells me what I need to know and it’s relatively simple to program (i.e., note current time any time you save or load).

Insurance never covers damages from war, because that’s a good way to bankrupt the insurance company. Even they don’t have infinite money.

Canada was an open participant in the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan, and a clandestine participant in the 2003 invasion of Iraq, which kinda sounds like picking a fight to me.

OK, now explain why you can’t find a decent ISP in a major American city. (That’s right, it’s because of monopolies and enshittification.)

FTFY

Just show them the graph. Can’t argue with hard data.

JAQing off

Were you talking to John Carmack or John Connor?

The CA law is a prompt for self-reported age or birthdate. (1900 Jan 1, obviously.) This is not at all equivalent to “age verification” using ID or face scans.

What? This is a press release from the California Attorney General literally taking about what they are doing in court right now.

How do you go from that to “thEy’Re DoiNg NothIng”?

Person with only 12 cups vs person with 32 cups?

I never knew bands could reproduce by mitosis.

Didn’t Discord just leak a few million “age-verification photos” that they sorta promised to delete, but didn’t?