Sidephone, key phone, ikko one with the optional keyboard, upcoming clicks communicator, and dumber mini are all modern semi-smart keyboard phones at or below their discounted introductory price for the base model, with similar enough specs in most areas. Most of these are on some sort of privacy AOSP rom too.

And that’s not including all the unihertz, blue fox, and other Chinese phones that would compete

I think their stock valuations are typically of the stock they own rather than total stock. Bezos for instance owns 8% of Amazon.

There’s an entire chocolate episode literally every season? And they’ve done caramel weeks several times too.

Tens of millions voted for him the second time, and I wouldn’t be surprised if a good chunk of the 600k came through a few big donors and this was yet another money laundering scheme like the coin, that happened to catch a bunch of morons in the mix.

Once it’s room temp it’s usually not bad iced. Not great, but better than reheated, and I’m stingy enough that I’ll gladly enjoy mediocre iced coffee for free rather than paying to brew new coffee for a few days