“STU-pid…GOD-damn…MO-ther-FU-oh, hey!!”

That would be like having sex with Wimp Lo from Kung Pow.

Breast implants can squeak.

Boomhauer speaks fluent Danny Carey Drum Solo.

Is it just me, or does this pic get you in the mood for Chinese food? I’m being deadly serious.

RTFM, a prerequisite for Critical Thinking

It boggles my mind how many students can’t find answers in the one tool they have for any given subject. That’s Step 1 for problem solving just about everything: trust the literature and sort it the fuck out.

Plot twist: that’s her partner, Eric Andre.

Good on ya for respecting the gravity of it and his silence about it. It’s fucking horrible what war does to people. You could sign a contract with the best of intentions, naive as they may be. Regardless of why you joined, they have your ass, and whatever you’re forced into will weigh on you.

This happened decades ago, but I still think about it sometimes. It’s foggy, but some details I haven’t forgotten.

One of my friends invited me to the movies. His wife was doing laundry and wasn’t interested in the movie, so she stayed home while we took off. When we got to the theater, we realized we were over an hour early. So, we decided to go back to his place to grab a bite.

When we got back, I stayed in the living room while my friend went upstairs, looking for his wife.

Then I heard everyone shouting and screaming, the sound of metal banging on the floor. Heavy thuds and crying.

The door opened to the master bedroom upstairs and another man, covered in sweat and blood, scrambled out of the house.

I went upstairs and saw the aftermath: my friend’s weight set tossed to the floor, scuff marks and drops of blood everywhere. My friend and his wife were in the master bathroom, arguing and crying.

I don’t remember clearly what happened after that, but I know that my former friend beat a man nearly to death for sleeping with his wife.

Do you know that they were involved in violent acts? Did they serve overseas?

Also, if they did commit acts of violence, were they justifiable (for saving a person’s life from an assailant, for example)?

It’s certainly a double-edged sword. Being at home is a net positive, but the pay cut, workload, and weird never-leaving-the-office feeling is there.

And underneath that shirt…

I could’ve sworn I saw this same shirt on there.

Working from home. It sounds like a dream, but it’s called a job for a reason.

We just need some duct tape, rope, and a windowless van, and we’re on Easy Street, fellas!

Didn’t Robot Chicken do something like this?

My finger point.

Already tagged in rule34.xxx

Let’s just call them immigrants or undocumented. “Illegal” just makes them sound like rapists and murderers.

Nice digs, good sir.