Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.

I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It’s so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it’s about perfect.

Have you seen the meme video of this song?)

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”

This is how to open up to your partner.

Maybe they’re warm?

It’s time to switch to invidious apps. Scrobble and gobble.

Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Reminds me of Puffin Rock, the most beautiful kids show I’ve ever seen.

He’s got a license to dill.

Pizzagate, but with ironic projection from conservatives.

Nine Inch Nails - “Leaving Hope” and “And All That Could Have Been”

“Why do you think AI was born? Porn, porn, porn.”