This is a clock tower. Most likely the internal mechanisms for clock precludes a centerline window. Something bolted to the wall, etc.

Run bitch! Get some help!

Ask for advice or help. Then the hard part, be a good listener. Instant friend.

I get wanting less crust on your bread, but less crust on your crust?

That proves my point. Do they toast their bread? Do they cut the crust off their toast?

Answer: people said the crust was the best part of the bread. How can we get crust on more of the bread? Slice the bread and bake it again.

Private Vasquez would like a word.

I mean both are a waste of space. This seems like an elegant solution.