ooh tingly
“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml
Trying to be the best crab I can.
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lol wtf…
portugal has gone plaid - what is that, base or acid?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is the "Gen z stare" a real thing?English
6·8 days agoI’ve seen a lot of this over the last few years, esp since covid.
Part of it is: “That’s the most absurdly stupid thing I’ve heard in a while, let’s allow this to echo for a bit and maybe when the speaker thinks on what they said, they’ll reconsider.” But there’s a range, from that to grey rock - just deny the other party any kind of reaction, much less satisfaction. just be a blank space. grey rock is really useful vs narcissists and people who feel entitled (why don’t you just smile more).
we weren’t as sophisticated in this way when I was a kid; if your parent was emotionally manipulative or abusive, we generally had to just eat shit. kids these days can do research and find strategies, and I respect that. on the other hand, I’ve never had a problem just picking up the phone and calling someone, which my kid thinks is absolutely deranged. when I told her we’d call people on purpose for pranks - just dumb fun - she thought I was full of shit; pointed out all the bart-calls-moe as examples - well yeah that’s a cartoon…
it’s funny how times change.
how the fuck does someone walk off with a doorknob?
they seem pretty attached to - well - doors… and if missing would be obvious…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looks like meat's back on the menu!English
2·8 days agoyeah their flavor profile seems to be “take something way too fucking far and then put a bunch of malt liquor in it”
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Technology@lemmy.world•Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-foldEnglish
51·9 days agonah man. bees just crave brawndo.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looks like meat's back on the menu!English
3·9 days agoso being green with alcohol
everclear and surge will make lots of things green lol
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looks like meat's back on the menu!English
8·9 days agoEverclear with Surge.
ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looks like meat's back on the menu!English
2·9 days agofour loco
a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I’ve been drunker, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourselfEnglish
1·9 days agoyep. I kept thinking in my first two years that things would change enormously when I reached the more rarefied advanced courses… nope. memorize the slides. see the prof once or twice from across an auditorium of 300+ people. :|
vomits the poop
have had norovirus, know that feel
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?English
2·9 days agoc-suite material
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?English
5·9 days agocoke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourselfEnglish
5·10 days agoa bunch of my uni courses were taught by TAs doing that same regurgitation.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you cook when you want to impress your guests?English
2·10 days agospecial hurking noises commence
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•this is what I mean when I say fragging btwEnglish
1·10 days agowunderbar!
honestly would not be surprised if he got it from Trump.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you cook when you want to impress your guests?English
3·10 days agosaw a meme recently with some kind of aspic ‘salad’ that you covered in mayo afterward.
it had olives.
man the drugs in the 70s that fueled that craze must have been mindboggling
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/employers-are-using-your-personal-data-to-figure-out-the-lowest-salary-youll-accept-c2b968fb
BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE