One of my favorite painters! A start at looking at his other work:

https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/edvard-munch-in-10-paintings/

This would have been funny too

Oh no, you can’t do that. Sorry to tell you, but for years you smelled up all the scent of your family’s supply of allspice and ruined Thanksgiving (or weridass Canadian Thanksgiving), or Christmas, or whatever

PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn’t work this way and it can’t actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

If he doesn’t take the handshake the only appropriate thing to do is to wait outside the bathroom, follow him to the parking lot and then follow him home. Once you learn his address, you can start learning his routines and the routines of his family. There are many options at this point, but the one I recommend is applying for a job where he works. The next step could take a long time, potentially years. Work your way up the ladder. Take night classes to fit the roles you’re applying for internally, and dedicate yourself to the job. Delay finding “the one” and starting a family like you’ve always dreamed of. Nothing matters but the job. Bide your time and when you finally are promoted to this man’s boss, on your first day, offer a handshake. Of course, he won’t deny you. Relish this moment. Feel the warmth of his hand I yours. Smile and say “was it really that hard?” When he gives you a quizzical look, laugh it off like it was a joke. You want to call it there, but you’re in too deep. You’re making nearly 300k a year in salary and commissions and you have a clear shot at EVP if you play your cards right. Your lifestyle has changed and you have an expensive mortgage, a boat payment for a yacht you don’t have time to take out, and a number of women half your age that you spend what little free time you have with wining and dining. They have expensive tastes. You tried coke recently and you really like it. It makes your job so much easier because you need to be “on” all the time and you haven’t been sleeping well, but you’ve discovered that if you do just exactly the right amount, you can perform at peak. You have it totally figured out.

What a terrific summary. Thank you

The boomerest of humor

No house key?

If there’s grass on the field, bawl.

Edit: this may be the best comment I’ll have ever made and so few people will see it

So tired of seeing that bellend’s grinning doofus face on things

There are dozens of us

I don’t see the problem if the storm is lightening. Means it’s probably ending soon

Nice pre-counter on the shit ass argument of self hosting. Large scale is 100% of the problem

What the heck is a head mate?

I’m struggling hard to understand. It seems like the comic is trying to make a point, but it’s so unclear it’s hard to tell what it is.