Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?

Way back in the early 2000s, we used to re-fill toner cartridges. If you overfilled them, it kinda looked like this.

I believe you’re never fully out of the woods…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

Agreed. I explained more in a sibling comment, but this always confused me…

The “they want to be even” explanation is what I remeber being told by the urologist who untwisted me. I was, to be fair, young and in pain, so I don’t know that I remember clearly.

(Also, it was around 25-30 years ago, so I get to be wrong about this.)

Apparently (and this is from memory, so caveat emptor) when young the balls can be uneven. During puberty, one might say “Oh no! I must become even!” and twist up on itself.

This is resovled (at least in my case) with a local anesthetic and manual untwisting. Followed by a procedure where they sew your balls to your sack so they can’t try it again.

I had this as a teenager. Would not recommend.

Where does “two comedians listen to and critically analyze Alex Jones” fit?

If you’re rich enough, you can pay people to try for you. Which, over relatively short time lines, is kinda like being able to.

Swans.

It’s weird, all I see is hunter2.