😳

“Call me.”

You call him. Voicemail.

Felt that one smh

No. No death, no deal.

Hi! I discovered this today and got so angry I threw my phone at a door and put a hole in it :) I hate the future~ :3

Come fucking kill me then. Take my boring office job.

#transgenderlivin

I dunno, let’s consult one of the other fucking threads with this exact same question.

https://lemmy.world/post/44351194
https://lemmy.world/post/44304402

n o o o o o o o . . . and it makes me want to die. society is crumbling and i’m getting chewed out about TPS reports.

Thumbnail had me like 🙀 but then i saw happy eyes and a handful of airborne kibble and i was like 😺

Well where can I donate?

“I think I can fix him”

I still use “dickety” on account of the nazis stealin’ all the cash for my giney-plasty

I chased after 'em for it, but gave up after dickety-six miles

(cracks knuckles)

smash bros melee. i was sooooo hyped. but the game felt way too fast for me compared to n64 smash, and the litany of clone characters was a massive letdown.

where are they supposed to be? what’s in the background? why is the pile of tomato-persimmon-apples speaking for itself in one panel, but not in the next? why are the arms of the scale different lengths? why does the notebook seem to move from one edge of the table to the other between the last 2 panels? why is the white dude’s pencil on his right in one panel, but held in his left hand in the next? why does the black dude suddenly have a pencil at the end of the comic?

why’s the white man in a button-down, but the black man’s in jeans and a t-shirt? huh? what the fuck?

I hate ai art and photos

I hate ai, art, and photos. We are (presumably) not the same.

are these nuts that have been taken from a dog and then miniaturized, or nuts taken from a miniaturized dog?

or, perhaps the dog was not miniaturized, but rather was a small dog in its own right to begin with, one that was only “miniature” in comparison with other, larger-sized dogs, and not as a result of an artificial miniaturization procedure

in either case, the labeling is certainly ambiguous, and could possibly be clarified with a well-placed hyphen. hopefully shoppers would be quick to catch on to the difference between a “mini-dog nut” and a “mini dog-nut”.

but then, what could a “mini-dog-nut” be?

also aren’t these just donuts?

How else do people think we were translating all that hentai before the slop generators took off