If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS

I thought X was the everything app?

Did your new boyfriend’s son say that too, or was his response more like “why’d you steal my girlfriend, dad?”

Leftover broad is worse. Leftover cheese is edible on its own.

Green energy

I need to know more about it. Is this a “you get to be part of the main crew” thing, or just “you exist in that universe?” Because it’d be cool if I could be a Bob-like AI in the Bobiverse, but if I were simply transported into the Bobiverse in 2026 well… I’m not sure I’d even notice.

Well I’m not complaining about gas prices, but personally it’s something I can’t do anything about and it just makes it even harder for me to get the energy to do the things I can do.

It won’t motivate me further to hear about it. It’ll only lead to despair.

Idk if it’s still true, but ads was the fastest growing division in Apple for several years. They make tens of billions (possibly hundreds of billions) in ad revenue every year.

…do you play the trumpet with your nose?

Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.

It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.

Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.

Breaking: people with empathy affected by other people’s suffering.

Actually she is under my bed now.

When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.

But what’s the turtle on?

Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.

It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.

A bear? With that tail?

This is clearly a deer.

Yes