The NeverEnding Story. Bring tissues. https://youtu.be/Xwmn2pdr78M

dogs are just three-legged animals born with an extra limb

holy crap, let me google that for you still exists?

Is it possible she’s a medieval dungeon master?

This also applies to IT support.

“everything works fine, why do we pay you people?”

“everything is broken, why do we pay you people!”

haha yeah, he/it was kind of a dick

Bender: You know, I was God once.

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

glad i’m not the only one who caught that

at the copilot pharmacy obviously

seems like the answer in that situation would be to ban those posters.

My understanding is this. Let’s say Valve accepted crypto payments. If they did, they wouldn’t need to go through middlemen payment processors like Visa and Mastercard that can use their influence to dictate what games can and can’t be published on Steam.

But yeah the way it works in practice seems to make crypto a commodity, not a currency.

Why exactly are they targeting a non-governing member of the alliance?

yeah, the mid-ventral butt opening

You have to soak them in the soda then suck out the flavor like a popsicle stick.

Who doesn’t want to stab themselves in the roof of the mouth while trying to eat their breakfast soda?

I’m about to blow OPs mind.

There’s a third option -

Hydrate!

Required to use smart features? Thank you Walmart for encouraging people not to connect their TVs to the internet!

I wasn’t aware that boner control was a skill. TIL.

I was told “dude” counts as gender neutral these days, but people seem to differ in opinion on that one.