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If only we could figure out the difference between these two things, we could learn so much! Alas, it is unknowable.

700 times? Is the woman a delivery driver who works double shifts? Send this pig to a physical therapist; its wrist must be fucked.

This is why you never let anybody know shit.

I. Gonna prank some homeless people tonight by getting them high as fuck. I dosed a bunch of blunts with weed and I’m gonna go hand em out later.