Well, well, well, if it isn’t Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

Those lobbyists and the prompts they use for their AI articles will destroy satirists’ jobs.

Depends on the circumstances. I was always faster on my bike than my colleagues but that was in a city coming out of the industrial area during your usual rush hour. Zooming past them on the bike lane always felt nice.

Anyway it’s always good to remember that there are vastly different circumstances out there for maybe people. This is directed more towards the guy you were replying to than to you.

You at give me another billion for data centers bro and you can meet it I swear bro just one more data center.

Microslop promising to improve windows 11 and give users agency back.

5 minutes later…

It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you’re ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you’d rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

Being in an economic bubble during the age of (over)information is really weird. We’re getting two articles per day confirming that we’re in a big ass bubble but it just keeps on going. I preferred not really knowing how bad things are.

Trust me bro, just one more data center, bro, I swear, just one more trillion dollar contract and we’ll fix everything, bro please, just a little killing bro, it’ll be fine, trust me.

Weirdest thing about this is that it would actually be comforting to me if there was a villain executing an elaborate plan. Instead it’s just greed that drives it. You put a regular joe through business school, give em a CEO position with shareholders breathing down their neck and they’ll start pushing shit down their customers throats in no time.

They have achieved higher productivity by not using teams themselves.

You guys gotta stop talking like that or I’m going to bing.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

It’s horrible. We already had that stuff figured out. Wiki pages and forums to make information accessible even after 20 minutes have passed. Fuck that development and everyone that was/is pushing for that.

While this is most likely rage bait this isn’t far from human self perception.

There were multiple studies on this with similar setups. Eg they’d have students play monopoly and give one of them significantly more cash to start with. Not secretly either. One would think this student would understand that this is an insane advantage but the study found that most of the participants believed that they won by playing well.

So even with the most obvious advantage humans will think that it was their own merit that lead to their success.