I should get a discount every time I do self checkout

I mean I’m literally doing what you pay people to do, so pay up

It’s just… such a novelty. Like, I don’t know if I’d want everything to be 3D or VR all the time. It’s the kind of fun that’s only fun in moderation

Yellow is literally the color of piss. So gross! Wouldn’t touch that shit even if someone washed it

Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola

Patience of a god for not doing that

Yeah it definitely isn’t. If I could guess what the subliminal message is, maybe it’s trying to tell young children “don’t fuck with the cops or try to resist them?”

On gooddddd!!! SPECHBIB PROMOTS dRUGS???!!! This is aNOT OKAY!!!

Aaaand it’s still the same people

This feels incredibly subliminal. Like you just know it’s trying to communicate something, but you just can’t prove it

I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese

I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh

I never caught that but you’re right!

Sheesh, pirates in general are just getting absolutely nerfed

Somehow, this feels like a subliminal message

Dihydrogen monoxide, a naturally-occurring mineral that becomes a molten magma at room temperature whose chemical reaction with sodium is volatile enough to cause explosions and is made from a combination of hydrochloric acid and lye

Why are we surprised?

I’m not trying to say I know whether this is AI or not. I just don’t get the artist signature

Sppbsprtsz

Wth, I didn’t even notice that lmao

Can’t have sharp edges in the font, so I guess can’t have a sharp edged weapon either

The real pirate, now HE has seen some seven seas shit. He’s genuinely got the drive, the ambition for baubles and doubloons

Just look at that crazy eye. Bro has yo’d some hella hos, and yar’d some hella hars

Sidenote, the circular text and serif font just make the original logo FEEL nautical and official too

Yup, this

Ayyy another newbie! Hi it’s my first day here

The human experience