Better with chili.

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Darlin’, forever is a long, long time. And time has a way of changin’ things.

The Fox and the Hound

I think for most people, it’s fear of rejection, and they lie to themselves that the reasoning is what you’re replying to.

“your sister”

Danger, danger! High voltage!

I’ll give you a footjob at the same time.

Can I shit in your mouth?

Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.

Or practice with a partner who will distract you with a rubberband snap to the nuts.

5. I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.

I thought it was asking me to wink.

You have far less body hair than me.

I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.

It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.

She wants his chocolate starfish.

This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.

Wife?

This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

— boomers

Absolutely. When I get most places, I’m sober and able to drive in reverse. It’s hard to back out with one eye closed.

$2,600

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