Attaboy Pedro!

Love? Check. Totes adorbs? Check.

Good to go. Pets and treats and foods and kisses regularly.

T-bone! My man!

Definitely. Hi Juniper!

Everything happens at 5 o’clock on a Friday, amirite detective?

Thank you for your cat service!

Do Not Watch It.

That guy would totally get some of my sandwich.

More proof of this stellar company’s incredible jenius.

Jesus.

I mean we were saying this in the early 90s too but. Yeah.

b-b-but it’s the future!11!

FUCK YOU demented rapist toady

I think it’s from Star Trek TOS but I dunno which one. I’m sure someone in tenforward does tho.

This. A breeder? Gross.

Fair enough, I just think the Tonight show probably had outsized influence.

Jack Paar Tonight show

Steve Allen Tonight show

Both of which seem to have had a second chair to their left for guests or co-hosts, and the chair we think of today for the guest was the overflow. Possibly Carson standardized it.

Got any of that good sarsaparilla?

Very cool.

Now someone please tell my entire extended circle of friends and family how to reset their password. (Fair warning, you’ll probably have to explain that yes, they have a password, first.)