Gladys and Hugo. 2. They dead tho. Gladys will live forever in my heart because she was my favorite organist growing up.

Yup. And what’s worse, you can temporarily alleviate the symptoms by getting pregnant. I know someone with 13 kids who, uh, self medicated that way.

You may have five forehead kisses

“beef”. Think smaller, think more legs.

So like, should we go in on a side of beef? Is it that time? I know a good beef guy I just don’t have a good butcher right now (my beef butcher retired and my beef guy is just my wife’s friend’s uncle who is a rancher who has offered us half a cow whenever we want one, wholesale. But like, I have a lot of food to eat to make room for that much meat. My freezer is full of ice cream)

Danke I was going to say

Constructive eviction lawsuits are expensive

When I was in school they used to land on my glasses and then crawl between my glasses and my eyes. I changed deodorants and it stopped but like, have you ever wondered if you were cool enough to not get stung in the eye hole? I do not wonder that.

It was that old spice that tastes like lemonade what attracted the bees, if you wondered.

What about wood bees? If I knock them out with smoke are they chill enough to pet? If I use good smoke?

I have an arrangement with the spiders (although the Toilet Compacts got violated by a spider what crawled on my drying off towel last week, the bastard) and if you need some spiders to go to war I can send some to your aid

You think no one else is around, and suddenly you get an unauthorized device on the network you have to explain to Houston. No thanks.

you just want to argue, don’t you

if you want to insult me, do better please. be creative. we have standards here.

This was my experience this morning. I ride a trike with a big fucking basket in back so i haul a lot of shit around town. It’s mostly pickup dudes who love my trike anyways i’ve discovered, but when i’m hauling shit (like 150 pounds of cat food) they really love it. I get “how much gas are you saving on that” “all of it, it gets me to the next town and back” a lot and it’s a real fun conversation.

so like, it’s 10 days yeah but this is a space trip. they have room for personal devices? that is news to me. first question i want the answer to is What is the wifi password in space

don’t forget working space shitters

it’s a good idea

taboo content sells and all you have to do nowadays to make content taboo is add a word to the dialog (that i assume most people are ignoring anyways?)

i have only had one sex worker as a client during my accounting years and they only stayed a few years as a client, but that is my analysis. it’s always a money thing.