For a truly low-attention game, I suggest ProgressQuest. As a bonus, it runs great on Linux, too!

You specifically referenced the media pack, which in win 11 looks like it’s packaged as a pseudo Windows Store application. You also said Windows N, which is a different case (and the reason you even need it in the first place). I get the EU/GDPR thing, and yeah it’s probably a pain, but you said “doesn’t offer offline installers for anything relate to Windows 11 anymore”, without qualifying that is your specific niche case. Have you tried K-Lite? Do kids even use that anymore?

That’s a whole different story…UWP apps offline for an EU build is a “best of luck to you, pal” thing

I’m as anti-M$ as anyone, but this just isn’t true. The windows update catalog still exists for offline patches