Yes of course its just so funny to imagine someone saying either of these things sincerely

Act your weight is crazy lmao

I prefer Elemenopee

Spend time with my 5yo non verbal son and you’ll quickly realize it can fully be a disability. His teachers just told us he’s the smartest in his class yet he can’t speak, write, do math, use the bathroom on his own, and will elope into dangerous situations he can’t get out of without help.

Centuries of music has entered the chat

Save us masturbating bear, you’re our only hope!