Why stop at woman when you can be succubus

That’s how you know i like you enough to move in together

It wasn’t all that boring, they were able to cross off everything on their bucket list for however many lifetimes they spent in the real good place

Infinite food on demand as well so the only thing we have to worry about is alcohol that tastes good neat.

Wait a minute…

I’m a generalist. The only reason I’d try to find a specific woman is if I find the one rare person that is either good at acting or just really enjoys themself at work.

Shit fuck i don’t go anywhere with my wife. I’m gonna suck at dating

Oh I know, bear!