End-Stage-Ligma
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1·18 days agoIs Kalpa still kickin?
Epic Rap Battles of Alt History: Oswald Mosley vs Huey Long
What if we just rm -rf all the pedophiles instead?
That is why I keep slipping hotdogs in people’s apparel. I don’t want to be the bad guy. I want to be liked. But I am undeniably good at what I do, and if I can bring the world together through sheer force of terror then so be it.
Everyone will be faced with constant uncertainty whenever they reach into a pocket or a purse or a buttcrack. No one will be able to trust a friend, or a wife, or a child any longer. Why can’t I get hot water in my shower? I blocked the pipe with a hotdog. Why is the icecream machine at McDonald’s broke? I replaced the cream with hotdogs. Why are there chunks of graphene and other detritus on the roof? I replaced the control rods of reactor no4 with hotdogs.
I am in your walls.
I’ve reached the point in my life where I find this more arousing than booba
can confirm, this is where spiders live inside your body
also pee is stored in the balls
It’s like having an allergy to 8+ classes of medication in the chart including “cardiac arrest” for Bendryl. Get the DSM-V.