

Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.


Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.
Basically Hansel and Gretel


It’s because of the anal beads


My grandma was from a richer family (that lost everything before she married grandpa). Her phone number was <city code> 2.
That is because <city code> 1 was the phone number of the city hall, and no one else could afford a phone.
I used to follow a dubbing YouTube channel. Every once in a while they did a video where they lashed out at stupid comments under their videos dubbin it over ztv news.


I don’t think I get it. Is the joke that he came so early you were still exchanging names? Those are oddly specific questions. Or are you like gathering details for a scam?


Things like this remind me of Terry Davis, who wrote a random words generator program and (due to schizophrenia) believed it was God speaking.
Clear and wave are the only real glass bricks, the rest is mental illnesses


This is something out of Disco Elysium
Neither are oils, that’s why you use soap to wash. People don’t become spicy for life after touching peppers