I’ve been living in 5 different countries and I still have to find one place where doing your taxes is not an absolute nightmare.

They all have been slightly different nightmares, I will concede that point.

I thought it was “let’s invade Europe with our glorious hordes! Our empire will stretch from the steppes to the ocean!” but my Hungarian is a bit rusty

While Nim was in New York, Terrace believed he was learning sign language. But in reviewing the data, Terrace came to a conclusion that surprised almost everyone involved: Nim, he said, was not using language at all. Terrace said that he changed his mind when watching videotapes of Nim (in his classroom). Language requires the use of sentences, and Nim didn’t use sentences. Though Nim recognized and used signs, Terrace said he did not initiate conversation. When Nim combined signs, they tended to be highly repetitive and filled with “wild cards”—words like ME, HUG, NIM, and MORE. For example, Nim’s longest utterance, 16 signs, was: “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.” The videotapes, Terrace argued, proved that Nim mimicked his teachers and used signs strictly to get a reward, not unlike a dog or horse.

And he’s not just a talker! Remember when he ripped his opponents’ dicks off during the TV debate? Finally someone with some guts

If you, an obviously barbaric and backwards race, don’t want to be hated by us elves (models of perfection), why are you so comically inferior? That doesn’t make sense.