Die Mart Die
Él/He/Him | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺
ES: Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente informática y juegos. Introvertido. Daltónico. Amante de los gatos.
EN: Just a random nerd, mostly IT and games. Introvert. Colorblind. Cat lover.
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PS: damn, am I that old?
The letter that ended the (info) war
>be a sickly little peasant >designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth >they pay me pennies >musket ball goes through my chest >imgonnafuckingdie.pcx >a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand >tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important >they open the envelope and show it to me >it's fucking loss.jpg
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•An intelligence of pure malevolence.
11·2 months agoJust read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil
(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Share this with 5 people or it gets ya
20·3 months ago6 gremlins

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
2·3 months agoLet me rephrase:
I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.
This post reminded me of this.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
6·3 months agoAlso, lemmy . worf

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.
4·3 months agoI know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/
Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’
671·3 months agoReminds me of this:

Director: Action.
Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]
Director: And we’re clear.
[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]
Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•nothing & no one is safe from this plague
5·3 months agoIn the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.
This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Gulf of America/MexicoEnglish
1·3 months agoI don’t know, really. I just stole it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from… Back when he announced his intention to change the name.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Gulf of America/MexicoEnglish
6·3 months agoTell them it’s the

Now for a serious note, I’ll recognize the name “Gulf of America” if and only if they admit that America is the whole continent, and that the country has no actual name.
Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.
Thanks!
Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.
Thanks!
I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?
A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.
I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
6·3 months agoI just can’t look, it’s killing me… She’s talking to pest control
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I assigned myself one of these things but why do they exist?
2·3 months agoAh, nice to know, thanks.


And the softcore yaoi scene between the nerdy Otacon and himbo Snake