Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?
3·10 days agoYep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
I’m trying to think but nothing happens!
Yes, I believe I am very principled. I struggle to live up to them, but it gives me something to strive for.
It certainly resonated with me. I think I’ve said verbatim what the guy in the last frame says.
Have you considered getting hornier friends though.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Newly purchased Vizio TVs now require Walmart accounts to use smart featuresEnglish
33·13 days agoIn a functioning society I think that would be criminal.
Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.
I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.
Dua Lipa’s book club seems like it would be that top-right one but she seems to put real effort into it and she is actually a pretty good interviewer.
But I’m a fan so I’m probably exactly who the agent is thinking of in this scenario.
I assumed it was Doug Wilson for some reason.
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
He soooo badly doesn’t want to want to though.
One small sense in which I’m proud of my younger self is that I had a similar insight to this around like 11, and pretty much decided then and there that I wasn’t going to pay to wear someone else’s logo (excepting bands & similar) and I would avoid wearing someone else’s logo if I wasn’t being paid to.
And I’ve pretty much stood by that. I’ve made some exceptions for smaller companies that I felt were doing something positive and worth promoting, or for open source things.
Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.
Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.
Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?
3·18 days agoDamn I should have scrolled down literally at all.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?
5·18 days agoWhen I was a kid there was a Transformers cartoon show and every time they transformed there would be this “BE-boo-babu-babu-BEEP” sound effect.
And so yeah.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Frying pork chops? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔
18·18 days agoNot with that attitude
Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.


Did you get any spaghetti noodles for this go around?