dandelion
Message me and let me know what you were wanting to learn about me here and I’ll consider putting it in my bio.
- no, I’m not named after the character in The Witcher, I’ve never played
- pronouns: she/her
I definitely feel like I’m more of like a dumpling than a woman at this point in my life.
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dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams.
8·20 days agofalse, there are no boys on the internet - we will require a photo of a sharpie in your butt to prove it you’re not a girl
you might x-post on !cooking@lemmy.world and/or !food@beehaw.org
Do you put lettuce or tomato on your tuna sandwiches? what about melting a slice of cheese and making it a tuna melt?
I don’t like to put tuna on both pieces and combine, I find it’s easier to lump it on one piece and then add the last piece of bread to the top and to smush it down from there.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
116·20 days agoare you a boomer? lol
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gnaw, chew, nibble, chomp, munch and crunch please 🥺
8·20 days agomy partner asked me to include my proclivity to bite her in my patient history document submitted for my testing for ASD 😅 now I’m wondering if there is a pattern here - are other biters also autistic?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gnaw, chew, nibble, chomp, munch and crunch please 🥺
13·20 days agoyes!
also, where does this urge to bite come from? I don’t really know many other people who like to bite (or be bitten) …
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
811·20 days agothis is like the 5th meme like this I’ve seen, I think I’m hitting a breaking point
also, this feels like boomer humor or something, it feels so weirdly out-of-touch and not self-aware (hey, like I’m being right now!)
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Don't poor people split the bills on dates?
13·20 days agoOP is definitely wrong about rich people not dating middle class people or poor people, etc. - rich people are sorta immune to giving a shit, they are insulated. Aristocrats may have been forced to marry strategically rather than for love, but that’s not really about being rich per se.
Maybe some middle-upper-class people try to emulate aristocratic norms about not mingling that way, tbh I feel like the middle class in general is all about proving they aren’t poor, it’s ironically very typical of poor culture to work so hard to not seem poor - rich people aren’t like that and even try to intentionally blend in around others and not show their wealth.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Don't poor people split the bills on dates?
171·20 days agowhen you really think about it, since there are really so few rich people, you start to realize you don’t personally know any rich people, and you may have never even met a rich person, and then you realize everything in your life is for poor (i.e. not-rich) people
EDIT:
- roads
- grocery stores
- movie theaters
- gas stations
- libraries
- hospitals
- water treatment facilities
- sports stadiums
everything is built by us and used by us - rich people have their own doctors, live on their own compounds, hire their own chefs, and transport themselves mostly by private jets, etc. - they don’t wait in line for TSA, they don’t cook their own meals, they don’t drive places, etc.
on the flip side, you also start to realize how wealth and power has influenced the creation of the society you live in, like how US colonial food culture was influenced by major agricultural trusts, how drinking at bars became one of the only “third places”, or how US cities were destroyed by parking requirements under the influence of the auto industry
what you are describing is already how it works on the basic Lemmy UI on web:

when I click the thumbnail it expands the image inline:

How do you browse Lemmy?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last live theater performance that you saw?
17·21 days agoI saw a local college production of Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson that resulted in some audience members walking out and was adjusted to act as a critique of right-wing populism and Trump.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?
6·21 days agoI find smaller dogs are much less chill, but why adopt a dog in the first place?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.
1·21 days agopls @ me when you post photos and an update
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Traditional Easter baked bean boba
4·22 days agoI won’t bite, unless I feel trapped 🍕
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Traditional Easter baked bean boba
10·22 days agoI’m still horny from the last bean post
<conservatives when a new plant-based burger is announced>
I’ll have the lobster


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