The longest and most complex solutions are usually right (yes, please share).

Guy Fawkes uses a lot of online services.

Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

The interviewer’s inability to hide his reaction is priceless

You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.

Artificial Insemination = AI

According to some searching a banana is 100 - 150 cubic centimeters, while this meteor was .012 cubic meters, meaning roughly the volume of 80 - 120 average bananas (mashed). The meteor weighed 400kg while an (again, perfectly average) banana weighs 100 - 130g. This means that the weight of the meteor is between 3076 - 4000 bananas. So let’s call it the weight of 3500 bananas in the space of 100, or roughly 35x the density of your average earth banana. (Lemmy bananaticians or bananologists, please correct me if I did bad math.)

Line go up 📈 But also sometimes line go down 📉

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

You could always water those juices down a bit. So a half glass of juice mixed with a half glass of water. Basically homemade (non-sparkling) Spindrift.

Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

Make it happen

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On iOS, under Settings > Notifications > Notification Content

DO NOT LEAVE NAIR ON FOR LONGER THAN THE DIRECTIONS SAY

One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.

Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

Your house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.

Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst