Because durian was forged in the bowels of hell. Makes perfect sense

14 year old me was an asshole, so I hope not

This made me laugh in the toilet only to hear my wife sigh and yell from the living “meme incoming”

I’ve got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don’t care which one.

That’s the entire “It’s always sunny” plot!

Benn Jordan has done great videos on this stuff

Get a new bucket list. Unless that bucket it the poo-paper bucket next to poo hole in the ground.

As to how either have money or bring your own TP.

You’ve always had to pay for TP in China. Free toilet paper in public restrooms is exceedingly rare. Same with hand soap. So honestly this is an improvement. The west got this one right I’m afraid.