Neither did she. Apparently she just felt the need to do it for reasons unknown to anyone.

Bidet did this!

Yes, it’s gen-z science.

It means to evaluate the size of a penis by studying the creases it makes in the trousers.

People like antiheroes.

Red is facepalming because yellow finally figured out the winning move after having been given infinitely many chances. Good sister.

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he’s be goofy.

For plastic the trick is to wrap the entire thing and the pull the thing to tear the plastic straight off the serrated edge.

Corn

Statistically it’s a failure, but in reality, you get laid two times a week, which is a lot more often than never.

I think it hits the right demography, but other than that the ID.Buzz is basically an SUV with a different exterior.

Modern safety regulations probably disallow the horizontal steering wheel from the original bus, but that’s definitely one of the things I miss in modern vans/busses.

Nah, it was a German company.

I think the issue was that their batteries were already outdated before it made it through the pre-order phase.

They changed the name to xbus.

Not sure if that’s any better, but the design and utility is actually more alike the old veteran VW busses than VW’s own electric bus. I dig it.

They’ve since declared bankruptcy so it’s not going to be produced.

pay through the nose for the privilege of experiencing such a tasteless money-grab

My father wanted us to get the cheapest option when he passed and then to spend the money on a party instead. We obliged.

Well, it turns out that once you go under a certain price, it also starts getting tasteless, even if it’s cheap.

The guy showed up. Nice black suit that is too large for him. Wondering where he got that. After accessing the situation (a corpse on the first floor) he then asks if we could help him carry the corpse down the stairs.

So we do, and following his direction holdning my father by the arms as we try to solve the “sofa problem” with my father’s corpse in my childhood home staircase… he ask us to shift to the shoulders to avoid breaking his arms off around the corner. As we finally get my father on a rolling stretcher, he asks if we could get him dressed quickly before the stiffness sets in. As we do it, my dead father rips a nasty dead fart.

Exactly how he had always wanted it.

Personally I actually enjoyed the process of having to be the one to carry him out of the house feet first instead of having a stranger do it. But other than that, I would advise anyone to not ask for the cheapest option.

The tram will be traveling the loop at close to the speed of light.

Due to special relativity it will be shorter as it goes through the loop, so the wheels will fit the tracks perfectly when observed from the lever.

Most American cities use a distance or block system.

Most European cities use the odd/even system. Each plot increase by two on either side, so one side of the road has 1,3,5… and the other has 2,4,6…

If a plot is later subdivided or more houses are built on a plot, its new addresses will get post-fixed letters a,b,c,d…

No doubt. But why does the farmer get the money? It would make more sense for the government to buy the land back for good.

That’s a nice idea, but it would be better if the farmers hadn’t bought that strip of field to begin with.

Farming is ridiculous like that.

Now the farmers are getting paid your tax euros because they once bought it, destroyed it and took no responsibility for it.

Not really though. The USA issue wasn’t discussed much if at all during the election campaigns, because parties from both sides are in agreement on this. It wouldn’t have moved any votes.

Also, the foreign minister who managed the issue well is not from the party in charge. Perhaps he personally benefitted from it, but all the parties in the previous coalition (including his) lost votes, mainly because voters didn’t like the unusual coalition. They’re going to do it again though. She surely didn’t call the election for his sake.

The timing probably had more to do with local news than international. The topics of water pollution, animal welfare, climate and food prices were already recently present before she called the election. It made sense that way.

Their vehicles also use about double the fuel for the same milage, so they’re almost paying the same per mile.

It makes me so sad … that their entire society is dependent on cheap excessive consumption of non-renewable resources.

The show “Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries” aired in 1995-2000, so it makes sense if the merch and licensed products are from that period too.

This is then slightly newer than the other stuff on the pile.