bryndos

It’s shite being English. We’re the lowest of the low, The scum of the fucking Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!

No the point is exactly what i think , in exactly the way that i think it. I understand exactly entirely and completely how evolution works. /s

I feel especially bad for the trainer. They really are asking to be replaced if that’s their attitude to teaching.

I’ve also usually done OK when i come across these types of answers. I mean when I see it as answer to other people’s questions. I have never needed to actually ask my own question in about 15 years of using it - which is testament to how many answers are already on there somewhere. It’s very much not evidence that I know stuff.

I think sometimes it takes lateral thinking or jargon translation to interpret the old answer in context of the new question - which could make the old answer inaccessible to the new person - however technically applicable it might be.

What perplexes me about the rtfm and google it answers is why would someone waste their time to type it out?

They must think there’s something in it for them. I guess they place some value in being seen as a twat. Granted at work I work hard to cultivate that image for productivity reasons. But why do I care about random internet strangers on a pseudo anonymous webshite?

The English slang word “bumf” - generally meaning unnecessary bits of paper like adverts , health and safety warnings and TFM - originated from the armed forces, where toilet paper may have often been rationed. Any loose paper was therefore considered “bum fodder”.

‘Bum’ of course meaning ‘arse’ in this case - not ‘homeless person’.

Exactly! Knob only means penis in England because we’re a bunch of wankers.

I’d suggest “pissed”.

The exact definition doesn’t matter though, every chicken whether the first or the last, or from the blurry zone between proto-chicken and chicken, has many much older eggs in it’s ancestry. Probably somethig fish something.

The author of this article obviously isn’t searching my computer though, since they don’t know shit about who is or isn’t illegally searching it. But it certainly isn’t whatever this linedin thing is.

It looks like you’re trying to install a programme, let me help you . . . [link to microsoft app store].

You’re very a tolerant person. I wish i could be that tolerant, but I don’t think I can and I guess I do pay the price quite often…

Begging for a blue screen of literal death.

It’s probably not as bad as failing to check you’re operating within the range of component’s proven environmental test limits.

That said, I’d love to see the system test scenarios they use to determine how it performs during an unexpected attack from their own OS provider.

Yeah rev it up really loud, drill some holes in the exhaust too.

That’ll be sure to scare off the trains.

yeah nah. organic maps for speed and footpaths-ish. Osmand for accuracy, quality map so much good mapdata it breaks my telephone.

but road traffic estimates, meh idk osm is the ultimate collab map though. #fuck car

Dodged taxes too.

You probably want to mod it so that whenever (in future) it’s called on to send an age to an external service then it just supplies a new randomised dob or age. Another good feature would be to make sure that the OS exposes any such checks to the user.

The seeming lack of stopping it is a problem or economics or psychology or maybe even simple biology. I only rate one of those as ‘science’ though, two of them are grift/jargon. Physics and engineering meanwhile has done vastly more to accelerate it than to slow it down - and those dudes are way better at getting funding.

I think half the physicists sniff their own farts and convince themselves of their moral duty to deplete the earth’s resources, so that they can tell themselves they’re working on the building the USS enterprise to save mankind, whilst actually they’re pumping rocket fuel into doodlebugs.

1970s. I wasn’t alive then so I don’t know what it was, probably something mi5 put in the water. But since then over 50% of all turkeys that can be bothered to vote, have chosen a pro-xmas candidate.

Before 1900s puritanism ,lots of 'em were fucked on opiates too.

refuse management technicians