I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn’t able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn’t. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.

Trades people encounter some shit man

Wasn’t planning to go to the USA anytime soon so I couldn’t give less of a fuck

I prefer to do it standing up but I guess you could do a handstand if you really wanted to

They should learn how to sail the high seas

Every idiot ever when their opinion is shut down due to the consequences of it being a shit opinion: “BuT mUh FreE SpeEcH tHis iS CenSorShiP”

Man one of my most fivid memories is me sitting in the window of my crappy room, smelling the petrichor and smoking a cig while it’s raining. I’m no longer a smoker but thinking back it really hit different

At least you can hug a pillow

“You’ll pay it and be happy we won’t raise it further”

THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!

The only mildly infuriating thing about his death is that it was too quick

“People” - The 1975

I learned about them from a cover of the song by one of my favourite bands, FIDLAR, and was saddened to find out that the rest of their music isn’t in the same style. Or at least, the albums it’s on is, to say it lightly, is far away in style from “People”. Imagine a single punk song on an album filled with slow electronic music. That’s that album.

Really depends on the emoji imo. 🤣 is definitely a boomer one in my experience, I never see it being used by a younger person

Both approaches have technical challenges. Returning to land requires a slower landing speed (although as a percentage of the starting velocity of a spacecraft its a pretty insignificant difference) and landing on the sea requires the carrying of flotation devices and designing a capsule with buoyancy in mind.

Does landing on the sea really require that much more braking when compared to land? Sure water has some give but I’ve always understood that, from a large enough hight, due to surface tension landing on water is the same as landing on concrete. But I ain’t no physicist and by no means of the imagination a rocket scientist so I might as well be very wrong here lmao

A “real” IQ test also scores you on different types of skills, or at least the one I was given to take did. I ended up above average on things such as math and logic skills while scoring below average on language skills, which, knowing me sounds about right.

Vaffancoulo is a good one too

Cancer is very much a controversial one depending on who you’re with

I work in an Italian kitchen. Frustration is pretty common among the chefs, but when I hear a porco dio flying around I know they’re pissed off as fuck

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