Don’t you know? Nothing is worth doing unless it solves all problems at once right away

Make assets not count towards wealth.

What’s that? Your wealth can’t be taxed because they’re not really money? Oh, I guess you’re not really rich then. No Forbes lists for you :(

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

Raging Boner for The Machine

But adult, raunchy, horror comedy does not sell tickets to kids /s

• Some motherfuckers talk or use their phone and ruin your experience

• Other motherfuckers bring babies or small children to more adult films and do not take them out if they start crying

And staff don’t do anything about it

Aaaand it’s gone

“Relax guy”