AstroTurf, when regular turf simply won’t do.

I’m OOTL, what is that?

Yo dawg, I heard you like vanilla…

Still better. You’ll have to promise to share with 180 partners from the get go just to be close to the same level as them. And then do some chicanery.

Gee, I don’t know about the water claim. I’ve worked on a soy protein extraction site, and our water treatment plant processed enough water for a town of 30 thousand. Produced around 100 metric tons of soy protein powder per day. Most of the water became waste water (full of indigestible oligosaccharides) and the rest evaporated to form the powder.

Soy milk and soy-based shakes/ice cream were among the final uses.

In contrast to oat, I imagine you just soak the flour and filter or centrifuge the solids out. The water used mostly becomes the product.

Still a better deal than what all big tech firms offer.

From what I heard, there are some filters for it, but you just let the coffee sit inside a filter medium over some time in a water jar in the fridge. That’s it. It doesn’t dissolve the heavy molecules as well as hot brewing. Which is nice, as those are usually bitter - so your coffee has a slightly different flavor. I highly recommend it.

I wouldn’t mind a healthy dose of slime in my current oat milk. It’s got no structure.

I’ll try to find a creamer that’s not sweet, sounds like what I need.

I damn near froth the whole carton before pouring, still too weak. Looks like you got lucky with your no name milk.

I found unsweetened oat milk to not be sweet at all. Maybe you got a sweetened one?

Have you tried cold brew? I really like Mississippi Cold Drip, it’s strong and tasty. If I hadn’t abandoned caffeine that’s what I’d always be drinking, would even leave my automatic grinding espresso machine.

Is that a tortilla blanket?

There are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).

The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.

Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.

GrapheneOS is your savior. I should donate, their work is only getting harder.

Sir, please do not yell at the casino.

Bad take after bad take from this cartoonist.

I’ll need a link to the source, because there’s just not enough pixels here.

I was going to say Knights of Sydonia, but in not sure all of those are strictly followed. At least there’s nothing overt. And a fantastic sci-fi to boot.

Edit: started re-watching on a lark and there’s A LOT more overt fan service than I remembered. At least it passes the Bechdel Test.