Since we’re dealing with hyperbole, and I know this will sound preposterous, but what if had companies and the filthy rich pay their fair share of taxes 🤣

Well, it closes with:

At press time, the companies said the deal was expected to close shortly after the industry finished checking the calendar.

Incidentally I watched ‘the moment kids realize they’re only being tolerated’ video earlier today. The title doesn’t do the video justice, it actually did a pretty good job explaining what to do instead of ignoring our children for our phones.

Specifically choose our microwave because it can be muted. No unnecessary beeping or jingle is so much better.