If my quick maths has the correct assumptions, then we can store 225 Petabytes of data in the balls.

Human sperm contains about 3 million base pairs (haploid genome).
Each base pair of DNA (A, C, G, T) is encodable with 2 bits.
3 million * 2 bits / 8 (to convert to bytes) = 750 MB.
Using a rough and imprecise average of 300 million sperm cells stored in testicles, we get:
300 million * 750 MB = 225 PB.

Plenty of space for your savegame data!

laughs in public transport superiority

laugh arrives 2 hours late

After what Snowden has uncovered, Palantir plain in the open, companies like Meta/Facebook and Alphabet/Google shitting on your privacy , I am absolutely sure you will be subject to spying always and regardless of what you’re doing.

You guys are still using Google?

You know how easy it was when we were children? Just talk to someone and ask them whether they’ll want to be your friend.

Even though as adults we have added multiple layers of awkwardness and social nuances on top, I suppose that in its core it is still as simple as that. Just politely talk to someone and see what happens.

I always wanted to try that. Glad to see how it worked for you.

This is almost every horror movie or series.

And now bring artificial neural networks, i.e., AI, into the picture to make it even more spicy.

It was certainly the last one that I voluntarily used.

It’s nice how AI datacenters step by step swallow virtually all available hardware resources to provide digital services to users who won’t be able to use those services due to the lack of available hardware.