and shitpost memes

…and on top of that, you’ve got to pay taxes

I mean any decent person would give her all the towels she needs.

TIL

Cowabunga!

Wait, TMNT was still on in the ’90s?

ew, that bartender looks just like Uranus

nice poem

Could have gone with D20.

It’s the way narcissists speak. Everything they do is just to get others to stroke their ego since they lack the ability to do it themselves. They are constantly torturing their words in real time to maximize the validation they’ll receive in a response to what they say. His declining mental abilities make it even worse.

Wait, the turtles don’t go all the way down?!?

If you want to avoid a confrontation altogether, use an I message.

“I would like you to do the dishes.”

Then the ball’s in their court. They can do them or not, but they make their own informed decision.

The person in blue fucked their own brother?

your cat is Australian

greed

Yeah, I should probably chill with that



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