It took me a few times dropping it onto the couch to get it to trigger, now I’m wondering what other Easter eggs are in here

🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone else 🎶

Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026

I make a dime, boss makes a buck

That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

“Oh, so you’ve got a collar with my name on it? 😉”

(I’d never actually be that bold in person)

This might be the first time I’ve seen anyone reference it online and that’s a tragedy

Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we’re identifying them by bulges now

I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”

Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some kind of noises

Ligma parasitic microorganism

No, wait, don’t do that

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

I haven’t tried it, but I’d suggest trying cheesecloth. It should soak up less of the liquid than a towel would, and you won’t have to worry about soaps or anything that might be in the towel

It’s me. Dump your socialist boyfriend so I can be his rebound relationship

Still waiting on that same page to load

Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

And it’s neither good horny posting nor good propaganda, they need to up their troll game