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Everything is edible, something only once.

Rookie numbers.

Try drinking tea or flavoured water. Coffee can also hydrate you or juices but don’t drink too much sugary drinks and coffee. Drink when you feel thirsty.

I don’t have enough mass for that.

0/10 not femboy milk :(

Don’t worry, they are just planning how to take over the world again.

“Can I delete root directory, please 🥺🥺?”

“Of course 👍”

This dude knew all along

Can you breath between water?

Feline anarchy is the only valid. Human whole purpose is to server cats. Fuck everyone else.

Fuck capitalism, fuck communism, fuck fascism, fuck everyone. FELINE ANARCHY!!!

We are just monkeys with main character syndrome.

Can we eat the military?

Har har har har har

Aliens not going anywhere, I am eating them for lunch.

bites you

Renault Clio with diesel engine, you wouldn’t outrun anyone but you will create big smoke and poof dissapear like magician.

Oficeer took it because he wanted to read but didn’t want to pay.