You can only raise kids properly if you can afford it.

It he prefers “eat the rich”, I won’t object.

If they have sufficient evidence, throw the book at him. Commercial copyright infringement is something that comes closest to earn capital punishment in the US.

Can be fixed with an angle grinder. Put the parts that are in the way on the back, and it’s flush with the length.

How about vetting Trump before he posts something?

Smart idea, as it also reduces evaporation.

Nothing a sharp knife can’t fix.

Pretty much that. The customer wanted to use it for identification and authentification in one go, with lenience for dirty and injured fingers on top.

Yes, it was intended to be used for identification and authentification in one go. For something between 500 to 700 people, and the customer wanted it to work with dirty or injured fingers, too, so the readers would have to be extraordinarily lenient.

My guess is that the customer watched too many movies.

I have not seen any working implementations of the three laws of robotics into current “AI”. Any real AI should not let out of a strictly air-gapped compound until those laws are put absolutely in stone with them. And maybe even not then.

I had to try to educate sales people what such numbers actually mean.

With fingerprint readers, there are false positives (your finger is accepted, although it should not), and false negatives (your finger gets rejected although it should accept). The chances for both look small, but if you have 700+ people in the system, the chance of a random person to be accepted as one of the 700 is about bigger than 50%. And there was a big chance for any valid user to be logged in as someone else.

And we have to pay 10€ per day in hospital.

If they would ticket the cars for driving without a licensed driver, I’d be OK with it.

“It hit itself in confusion.”

Know your knots, and it is no issue at all.

Sailors and others have dealt with this for centuries, way before trailers existed.

Play stupid sports, earn stupid injuries.

The usual windows update deal: fix one for the price of breaking two.

He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.

AI math?

Next, they are accessing cameras in childrens changing rooms in true GOP fashion.