Yeaah I needed to see a single hee hoo and I was done

Some are dumb as bricks though, as they’re all individuals. I know cat siblings where one was super smart, careful and fancy, and the other one an idiot, who also drooled and dropped from tables. This applies to dogs too: I’ve met ones with no thoughts behind their eyes, and then ones like my late doberman who could open locked doors if she felt like it

It could be argued that morality is a human construct and therefore must be subjective.

You can also jump straight to the top and argue it’s because the human experience itself is always subjective, since meat doesn’t seem to be very good at observing Reality. And then we get to cogito ergo sum and all that jazz

If he’s rotting, it means I got him! Oh, I wish… One upping-etsy witches would be glorious lmao

Also where matters a lot too

Yeah the diamond hoe is my main tool for turtle egg harvesting. And that is a sentence I don’t think I could ever have imagined I would end up writing

I used to say agnostic because at that point all the atheist discussion I saw in public was aggressively anti-theistic, and I found it equally stupid to very strongly believe in either direction about things there’s simply no way to know. Now I just say atheist because it doesn’t mean only “I hate religion with passion” anymore

Oh, and if someone happens to be interested in the actual history, frog coffins were a real thing in Finnish folklore, though they were usually good luck charms. You’d bury them under the church floor, the closer the altar, the better. I also used juniper wood, which was considered the most pure and beautiful wood, so I’m taking creative liberties here! But the people of old are gone and forgotten, and so is their magic. I’d say magic is meant to change and grow as people do anyway, so if I can borrow even a bit from the old to create new, I think that’s enough to keep the spirit of it.
And a lot of the magic was indeed used for curses, so I’m keeping that tradition alive for sure

The traditional way would require an actual frog corpse, so this was the most ethical way I could make it (and it’s not like I have plentiful access to frog corpses). If it helps, I made the frog look very mean on purpose

Here’s a quick translation of the spell I cast on it, it’s a curse of rotting. I left out the most secret part and I won’t reveal the actual ritual either, but the curse itself should tell what it contained. Next I’m going to bury the effigy in it’s coffin in the old graveyard after the sun sets, to finish the curse.

Now, do I believe in this stuff? Well, no. This is more of a play for me, to keep some magic in the world, and old traditions alive. Or maybe I’m lying, and just covering my tracks so nobody can blame me of anything. Who knows, the internet is full of weirdos. But hey we all have our ways to deal with all of this shit, some get drunk, others turn to witchcraft

Women oozing hate, rancid men,
half-wit enablers, genociders,
filthy rich acting like pigs, those that have raped even children,
every greedy fucker that’s robbing the eco-sphere;

(I command) meat melt away, guts rot,
(become) full of pus heads mean and stupid,
gnaw those bones, bad cancer,
every one of you fascists, putrefy alive;

in behalf of the weakest, I become hateful,
I curse with blood, I curse with iron,
I curse with spit and salt,
I cover (them) with ash too,
like this, cruelly in revenge I chastise the ones destroying(/shitting on) the world.

Hey etsy witches got Charlie Kirk, so might as well

I’ve never been drinking or smoking, or using drugs. No coffee either. It’s because I’m an autistic mess and also because my intestines like to kill themselves. I feel like I lack some sort of important human experience in this since I can’t even tell a cool story how I realized it’s just not for me or something. I simply never got into any of it lmao

It’s still been cheaper than the alternatives if you buy for multiple people, and has most of my native country’s artists at this point. I’d like to switch, but I’m worried the other services don’t offer enough finnish music, and just couple euros more is a lot of money when you are poor.
Of course you could say “don’t pay for these if you’re poor”, but it’s the only subscription I’m paying for, and I feel like abandoning every single thing that can still bring me joy is kinda asking for my depression peak so I’m back to trying to hang myself again.

Though the moment I hear adds or the price increases again, I’ll obviously switch immediately

It reads just like something John Irving would write

It depends a lot where you are, really. I’m from Finland and if someone is begging in the street corner, they’re always non-natives, usually from Romania, and they’ve been brought here by criminal gangs to collect as much money as possible. Even with the worsening flaws in our system (thanks to right wing extremists), begging is still something you don’t do to get by, so this is easy to spot. Giving them money just makes the criminals use more people

It depends entirely on the context, really. Slurs in a joke with random people around? Yeah naah, that’s generally a terrible idea. It’s not only about you needing to know the audience, the audience also needs to know you. People aren’t mind readers, so your actions define you, not the intent behind them.

Yeah, me and my partner have been together for over ten years. We’re both ace, so sex hasn’t been on the table from the start and we’re both fine with it. Though I’m aro too, so who the fuck even knows how this works - but hey it does, so who cares.

You really don’t need to follow some stupid norms about how relationships should be

Lately of a poem-writing spree, with words toying, feeling very free, I’ve been enjoying greatly.

You can just put rubber bands as laces, then you don’t have to tie them, and you don’t really have to force your feet in either. I mean they do make laces like that specifically too, but buying some elastic band and just using that works well enough