You can milk slide down anything with nipples.

Such a beautiful song.

record scratch

I try to find new things to listen to, but I find that I always go back to music from 1970s-2000s. Classic rock and alternative mostly. I like rap, blues, and a tiny bit of country. I listen to a bit of electronic stuff (I don’t even know what the genres are technically called). That’s about it.

I also say it when someone farts.

I try but she won’t let me

My one dog likes to stick her tongue in your mouth when you least expect it. I think she’s trying to share her microbiome with everyone.

I am going to continue laughing at carpenter bees.

I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

I’d try that.

I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it’s horchata.

I’d like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and…???

Did the drives make a loud “ca-CHUNK” noise when you closed the latch on them? That part really stands out in my mind.

My first computer ran CP/M and had 8 inch floppy drives.

“How long are your guts” would work on me.

He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?

I’m so happy that you two get to be together.

wakes up… Aww!

We would stuff the glow sticks in our friend and then send the gorilla out wearing a fish bowl. Were we doing it wrong?

It’s only a matter of time before salsa cream Oreos come out.

I’m glad he won this case, but he’s also a transphobe.