That’s a barn, right?
Not a place where humans actually live, right? Right?

Identical in Germany.

1. This is about boys and girls, not men and women.
2. It’s a joke.

You can also see where the Baltic Sea meets the North Sea. Waves are rolling in from two directions.

EDIT: Looking further into this, the Kiel Canal which connects Baltic and North Sea is by some metric the world’s busiest canal. TIL!

Looking this up, I just realized that Francis Bacon and Roger Bacon were different people.

Your nails need shaving?

I guess some people really like giant roosters… and eggs.

That’s really impressive.
Not as good as pegging, though.

I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!
EDIT: Nevermind, it has to be Takaichi.

I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.

In this room with two dicks, I’m not the one with two holes…

Job ads.
To hell with all the bullshitting.

Its central location means you share borders with eight neighbouring countries, making it effortless to cross into new cultures within just a few hours.

Oh, you are right. I never even noticed. Germany has 9, and I used to think that’s a lot.
So I guess both AT and DE play in the same league as MUCH larger countries, like BR, CN or RU, in terms of connectivity.

Hmm, I don’t know. Vatican?
Come on, give us a clue, please.

People sometimes focus on the bad things way too much. At my company, we just had elections for our work council*. Not many other countries, especially outside of Europe, make it possible for you to regularly elect a part of your management, let alone enshrine this right in their constitutions. And the council finished a LOT of projects to improve working conditions in the past few years, and more is to come.
Anything else? I’m about to leave and go to the park, so in short: The weather is splendid today, and despite living in a very dense and exciting area right in the heart of Europe, the good and continuously improving environmental regulations - including noise management - make me not even mind the busy highway nearby too much.

* Betriebsrat

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Working only from memory here: Maine is the US state with the least intense sunshine, as measured in W/m². And it is STILL above the European country with the most intense sunshine, Spain.

Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…

American defaultism

I was thinking Plan 9.