TabbsTheBat (they/them)

Why is there no aslume wing in lemmy, are we stupid?

Damn. Well my first idea was picking Overlord, as that’s definitely a dystopia (constant smog from pollution, extreme work hours etc.) but eventually the main character ends up in a different world (which is still kinda bad tbf, being basically medieval with magic) but I feel like given the circumstances I could end up decently high societally in it… but if there’s no guarantee that entering that other world would happen, then that just straight up sucks :3

Honestly the easiest answer is probably some form of dystopia with a pacified but content general populace, like Fahrenheit 451, though that’s also the “boring” one, as there’s no real gamble for ending up in a higher or less dystopian position

Im gonna guess I don’t get to choose my role in this dystopia if it’s one with a class divide or aliens or somesuch… im gonna ask as a followup if I pick a dystopia based on a piece of media, if the events that occur within it would also occur in this scenario, or is it just dystopia inspired by it, but not necessarily following the events?

Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements

I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that

Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations

You’re so fat that you can’t see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?

Dr. Doom?

Give me japan divided into east and west japan, the independent state of rutland, and make south macedonia independent as well, it’s weird only having the north one

As a lithuanian, please don’t, we don’t want it x3

Take the AI’s job. I can spout misinformation to morons too

Carp sexxers in shambles

:3

You guys don’t try on the collars at the pet store?

Yeah the money? It… fell off the lorry, yes. That’s totally why it’s all well circulated bills… What no- that’s not from a dye pack, what do you mean?

when the cap is $10,000 for undeclared amounts?

So if it’s more than that just declare it?

I imagine that would be the case as well :3

raises paw

I assume it’s a mix of there simply being so much of it distributed that cracking down on it in a timely manner is extremely hard, and not caring that much unless the porn in question has something the chinese government would want censored beyond the explicit material itself. Though it’s not something I’ve done research in lol

Yeah something being illegal doesn’t tend to stop people ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ ask any government which tried doing a prohibition on your topic of choice :3