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Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Why does one of our cats stare whenever I’m getting the ol beej, tho fr

PS Vita supremacy

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.

Stoner humor knows no generation. We all watching Cheech and Chong shit still or at least are familiar with big papa Tommy

Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

Lot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

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One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That’s bout it tho lol

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin

Nobody from there for sure. Peak tourism season though?😬