Some males don’t even do the leg lift and still just squat.

The microplastics in OP’s body.

Or that it was fine to not vote

When I used to swim we’d be told to just swim it off. Calf, foot, right above the knee were all things you could kinda dead leg and use the flip turn to unkink, but now and then you’d get a hamstring cramp and that’s when you just sink and stretch. There is no negotiating with a hamstring cramp.

Coulda funded the healthcare subsidies twice over for the 200b they’re asking for

It’s the gap over the top that you have to really worry about when people start heaping handfuls of water onto you.

When did you last disinfect your phone?

Kushner took a 2 billion dollar bribe from the Saudis and Trump said it was fine since he wouldn’t be in his admin in his second term.

Kushner was one of the people Trump had negotiating with Iran right up to the breakout of the war.

UAE also forked over another 2 billi in crypto to WLF, which the Trump family hold major stakes in. And that’s on top of the 180 million they put into WLF around the 2nd inauguration.

It is a little odd that it’s going to KY from CA. All that stuff is produced in the south by big tobacco so normally it’s going the opposite direction. Maybe it was repackaged in CA, who knows.

This was released to someone they thought was legit, and then they disappeared. So someone was able to show up with the right bill of lading numbers and their info must have checked out to get loaded. So you’ve a either hack or someone on the inside.

Source: I used to work preventing this sorta thing

the fuck did you just call me?

He’s going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.

And too frequently the person not getting it is the person who thinks they’re great at dark humor.

I think this is less about the humor, and more about the superstition about speaking something into reality.

Here’s a story for you. My grandmother never struck me as on overly superstitious person. But she was very serious when she told me that one day she had a friend over eating in her kitchen when a blackbird flew in through the window. Her friend told her that it was a really bad omen, specifically that it was a harbinger of death. The next day my grandmother’s first born was killed in a hit and run.

She couldn’t get over why her friend would even say that out loud. Not really because she thought her friend was clairvoyant but because it poisoned their relationship. She’s got one of the most negative moments in her life made even worse because of a callous prediction a friend made that now tolls like a bell any time her son comes to mind.

There are some forms of negativity that are better off left unsaid. You saying it isn’t going to burn down the house. But one day you might wish you hadn’t said it.

In the end, are you any less frugal than your parents? When confronted with an issue, all you could afford was a mean spirited “joke” that isn’t funny. People are accepting of dark humor if it actually is humorous.

Sam Altman the infamous grifter? The same Altman whose foot in the door into the tech industry was inflating user numbers to get his app sold? That Sam Altman?

If you eat enough at once, all the skin in your mouth will peel.

What type of round would make that type of wound?

It’s funny I almost linked that, but I’ve already done it a couple times on lemmy and didn’t want to look like a bot

oh angelo you’re breaking my heart

I thought it was a fever dream examination of the dark heart of american culture that eats our brightest stars

37 idk what I was thinkin