I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
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SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We hate him no matter who he represents.
2·1 day agoCopypasted from another commentThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We hate him no matter who he represents.
4·1 day agoThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
3·2 days agoAlso, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
3·2 days agoWhoops! My bad!
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
6·2 days agoMy fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do women actually enjoy sex? edit: Am a woman, and just curious.
25·2 days agoTrans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”
Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.
So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲

I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.